Sometimes I think life is a big bowl of Froot Loops. You could just be a happy baby giggling in the middle of it like a big fun bath. Jessi says rainbows are unicorn farts. I figure if unicorns fart rainbows, they probably poop Froot Loops, so you’d just be a happy baby giggling in a big bowl of unicorn poop.
Oops, I have to go. Mama’s gonna be mad if she finds me writing instead of eating.
p.s. Unicorn poop stays crunchy in milk. That’s just gross.
© 2013 Anne Schilde