Dear Sarah,
Sometimes I think life is a big bowl of Froot Loops. You could just be a happy baby giggling in the middle of it like a big fun bath. Jessi says rainbows are unicorn farts. I figure if unicorns fart rainbows, they probably poop Froot Loops, so you’d just be a happy baby giggling in a big bowl of unicorn poop.
Oops, I have to go. Mama’s gonna be mad if she finds me writing instead of eating.
p.s. Unicorn poop stays crunchy in milk. That’s just gross.
© 2013 Anne Schilde
We never had unicorn poop growing up. It chocolatey stuff with us.
Ew! Chocolate cereals are just disgusting! What brand of chocolatey stuff did you have?
If memory serves it was usually coco-pops but we were also partial to chocolate wheatos.
Joe –
Didn’t you have coco poops? And sugar poops? Sugar poops were toops!!!!
Ya darn tooping. Or maybe that was Fig Noopins.
Anyway, fun little piece, Annie! Randy
LOL, I think I brought out your inner nincompoop, Randy.
oops! 😉
just call me Betty Boops
You had me at “FROOT LOOPS”!!!
Follow your nose! It always knows! That fruitiful smell… of unicorn poop?
Can’t breathe, laughing too hard.
Yay! Laughter!
HAHAHAHAHA, Annie!
I’m so glad I chose this one to read after such a long time, hahahaha. It made me happy, I wish I could swimming in unicorn poop right now, instead of shitty life and emotions! 😛
xxx
Dive in and taste the rainbow, Nanda!
Ok, Ok, I’ll by some Skittles, haha